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I was distinguished graduate for my Corporal's Course class. I'm now done, and I can claim the title Corporal of Marines. Time to get back to my life and reorganize it, or at least pick up some of the good bits I left off when I went away.

I came across this and I thought it was cute both accurate and pretty entertaining.

Guderian: "Hey, we need a lot more tanks if we're ever going to go on an offensive in Russia"
Hitler: "Well, let's just split up the tank divisions, this way we'll have TWICE the number of tank divisions, with the stroke of a pen"
Guderian: "But then we'll have half the number of tanks per division, and double the need for supply lines and logistics"
Hitler: "Who's der Führer?"
Guderian: "you are..."

Von Rundstedt: "Hey, we can totally capture the entire british expeditionary force, and a large portion of the french army about to evacuate to Britain"
Hitler: "that's fine and dandy, but I promised my mate Göring some share of the glory, he will totally destroy them with a couple of dive bombers, trust me, he told me so in a drug fuelled stupor"

Albert Speer: "Hey, i've got this idea how to increase arms production tenfold"
Hitler: "Why don't you make some pretty propaganda lights instead? You're an architect after all, while I was a corporal in WW1, which makes me an expert on absolutely everything related to armed forces"
*three years later
Hitler: "Fine..."

Rommel: "Hey, we've got to beat the brits in Africa if we're ever going to win this. We need those oil fields, and we have them on the run."
Hitler: "No, i'm going to attack Russia soon, but take these fifty tanks, and hold Sirte"
Rommel: "I used those fifty tanks and took half of North Africa, but it's not enough, if we don't push the brits out, they'll regroup and throw us off the continent."
Hitler: "You disobey orders?"

Dönitz: "Hey, if we wait to wage war on Britain until we've got a sufficient submarine fleet, we can totally starve them out"
Hitler: "No, use these thirty subs, so the Brits will have time to learn our weaknesses, and so that we'll never inflict any real damage on their shipping."
Dönitz: "but,,,"
Hitler: "And I'm going to make Raeder your superior, even though he's a surface fleet commander, and the Kriegsmarine has almost no surface fleet compared to submarine fleet"

Some Ukrainian civillian: "Hey, thanks for liberating us from the Sovjet union, we'll totally follow Romania and Hungary's example and join the axis. You need all the manpower you can get.
Hitler: "only good slav, is a dead slav"

Paulus: "Hey, this Stalingrad thing is not looking too good, they're about to encircle us, but if we pull back, we'll save our entire army."
Hitler: "Nein!"
  • Listening to: Corelli Op 5 violin solos
  • Reading: Sourcery by Terry Pratchet
  • Playing: StarCraft 2
  • Drinking: coffee


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Scarledian Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday :)
Varagka Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Shadoweddancer Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014   General Artist


and for the :iconllama-plz: Sorry it took me so long :iconsosorryplz: 
sgtbuckwheat Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Hey, I've been gone a while too. I don't mind at all. Keep putting up wonderful fractal images.
Scarledian Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!
sgtbuckwheat Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
Thank you for the kind wishes. It was not as nice as I would have liked, since I was ill, but I'm feeling much better now. Perhaps I can make up for it this week.
Scarledian Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just enjoy yourself :)
Carlos-the-G Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
sgtbuckwheat Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
I like your artwork and, as I was browsing your favourites section, I must say I think you have great taste in other's artwork as well. Thanks for making your work available online for the rest of us.
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